- Четыре католика и одна еврейская женщина
- November 20th, 2012
Four Catholic men and a Jewish woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'. "
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'. "
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'. "
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'. "
Since the lone Jewish woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well .........? "
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38" DD bust, 24" waist and 34" hips.
When she walks into a room, everybody says, "Oh My God. "